I'm doomed

What has happened to me?

When did I become such a freak'n girl?

Father of the Bride just ended and I sobbed like a freak'n nancy girl. Last night? I watched Queer eye and sobbed like a nancy boy. I mean... they guy, sniff, he hadn't seen, sniff-sniff, his pop in twenty five years! *sob* Twenty bloody years! And he was like "dad, I've miss ya" and his dad was all like "i'm proud your mine son" and I was like "baaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww". Tears everywhere!

What happened to the girl that used to watch that stuff with mild amusement and a pinch of pity?

Sweet George.

There's that commercial... with the King... and he's just trying to give a hamburger... and everyone just looks at him like he's a stalker... *sob, wail, sputter, slurp, sniff, sob* Why don't they understand him? He's just a king lookin' out for people!

I wish that king was my friend.