Wednesday, August 01, 2007

BURIED IN HIS JAMMIES?!

He was born in Arizona, Moved to Babylona... KING TUT.

Okay-- why is it that Steve Martin isn't a god yet? Steven Spielburg is a god. Harrison Ford is a god. Heck-- the "its time to make the donuts" guy is practically IMMORTAL. Steve Martin-- where ever you are. Your brilliance is ritualistically celebrated with fruit punch (raspberry/apple juice, no citrus. Damn cats) and a solid community stoning.

I have found a new PRINCESSY style for my over-long locks. They're pre-wig now (for Locks of Love) and well out of control. It's Princess Bride meets Princess Leia meets Princess Crown. or Princess crown, since it's an object. I might get some enamle to keep it this way. Sleep on it. Eat on it. head spin on it. Like a freakin' rock.

Das is all for now.

ALL HAIL STEVE.