Walking in eternal peril would suck.
i've walked all day.  and although i loved it, i'm t-t-tired.
ugh.
But yay!  So last night, I got "propositioned" by a 50+ year old man with a wedding ring on.  Strange.  It was in a bar with my parents sitting like a table away.  Crrrreepy.  What is up with people these days?  Lechers everywhere!  Last night i saw Nicole Kidman at her premiere of "the interpreter" and this man was standing behind me.  I felt him cup my rear, and i was like... that's odd.  so i gave him a glare.  i thought it was because of the crowd.  then he did it again, so i moved slightly, enough to get my rear away.  then, as the crowd pushed in, he was back on my bum again, and "happy" as xmas for a kid.  Then i felt it.  the movement.  It was an awful .5 seconds of realization.
so i hipped checked him right in the groin and he groaned "uff" and disappeared.
i feel so used.  Why do these people come to me?  All the weirdos and randoms seem to seek my out as their queen.  I don't understand. 
I suppose i should just except that fate and sigh with gratitude.  at least i'm appreciated. (wah wah  waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
okay, well i'm off to the thea-tre for Andrew, you know... Mr. Lloyd Webber's new play.  Pum pum pum.  With?  A herring.  No, i mean, my parents.
ciao.
Friday, April 15, 2005
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